About 160 churches in northern England's Manchester area gave out free chocolate bars and other freebies to service-goers today in a bid to combat dwindling congregations.
For the first time it all makes sense! The pending report on the homosexual controversy in the Anglican Communion will offer a simple solution and one that is universal in appeal to both liberals and conservatives: chocolate.
Radical, indeed, but brilliant! Oh and incidentally, sorry for the Smothers Brothers reference....
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